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  • New Stuff!

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    More new articles on the way as the Editor recovers from Caveman Flu and gradually regains the ability to smell in stereo.

    Unfortunately, Mr Muscle sink and drain unblocker doesn't cover noses.  Although, someone might have mentioned it before visiting Poundland...

    Does Barry Scott have a cold remedy?

    Try new Cillit Bang "Snot and Phlegm".  BANG!  And the manflu is gone!

 
  • Site Grand Opening

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    The Unternet is here...!  The abandoned lovesmelted crotchstorm of the Internet has crawled, frothing and frotting out of its mouldy corner and spread like a ninja STD onto its own website!

    Mmmm...  Freshly baked ass baps...

     

 

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